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Meridian
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A medium insertable with a fifteen-degree forward angle and a weighted base — the considered middle of the range.
Angled medium · Weighted base
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Standard shipping $6 · free over $120 · 3–5 business days. Expedited available.
Plain packaging, neutral sender name, no product description on the label. Unopened returns within 30 days.
Every range needs its middle, and Meridian is ours done properly: 34 mm, a fifteen-degree forward angle that earns its keep, and the same weighted base trick as Velvet Hour so it stands on a shelf. It is the piece we recommend when someone says Velvet Hour felt too broad and Aurelia felt too slight.
The angle is fixed rather than adjustable because adjustable necks are where devices fail — the joint is always the weak point and always the first place water finds. A solid body with a machined angle has no joint to fail, and the weight distribution makes the angle feel intentional in the hand rather than accidental on the bed.
Why this piece exists
Meridian is named for the angle: fifteen degrees forward, which is the average of the angles our five favourite pieces in other people's ranges wandered between. Fixed angles are unfashionable — adjustable necks photograph better — but an adjustable neck is a joint, and a joint is where water, batteries and warranties go to die. We machined the angle into a solid core and let the marketing department grieve.
The weighted base is the same philosophy as Velvet Hour's, one size down. It stands. It does not roll. And the 232 grams are distributed so the angle feels deliberate in the hand — the piece tips toward where it is going, which is a small thing the hand reads as confidence.
Who it suits
- The exact middle: too broad was Velvet Hour, too slim was Aurelia
- People who want an angle without an adjustable joint's risks
- Shelf-storage households — it stands, like its sibling
Who it does not suit
- Anyone who wants to change the angle — it is machined, not hinged
- Very slim-preference users; 34 mm is a medium by our scale
Specification
Measured, not estimated.
Dimensions are nominal and may vary by up to 3 mm between batches. If a figure matters for a specific use, ask and we will measure the piece in stock.
| Body material | Platinum-cured silicone, matte finish, phthalate-free |
|---|---|
| Angle | 15° forward, machined core |
| Length / width | 174 mm / 34 mm |
| Weight | 232 g |
| Settings | 6 intensities, 3 patterns |
| Battery | Li-ion, 95 min charge, ~105 min use |
| Charging | Magnetic USB-C cable included |
| Water resistance | IPX7 — fully submersible for cleaning |
| Angle | 15° forward, machined solid core — no joint |
| Noise | ≤44 dB at lowest setting |
| Weight distribution | Base-weighted; stands on flat surfaces |
In the box
- Meridian device
- Magnetic USB-C charging cable
- Cotton storage sleeve
- Silicone-safe sample cleanser (30 ml)
- Care card
Use and care
Everything we know about keeping it.
Before the first use
Standard first-week ritual: full charge, wash, and three solo sessions before deciding — the angle reads differently lying down than it does in the hand.
Cleaning
Rinse and cleanser as usual. The base seam is the only join; dry it before charging.
Storage
The weighted base stands it upright. Do not store leaning against the wall on its tip — the silicone takes a set over months.
Long-term
There is no joint to fail, so Meridian's aging is the standard trio: battery first (five hundred cycles), matte surface second (rinse beats wipe), sleeve third (wash it). One discipline specific to the angle: do not store it standing on its tip against a wall, because a silicone tip takes a set under its own weight over months and the fifteen degrees will learn a lean you did not choose.
Material safety. Platinum-cured silicone, phthalate-free, non-porous. Clean with warm water and mild unscented soap or a silicone-safe cleanser; avoid alcohol and silicone-based lubricants, which dull a matte finish and can leave a film. Full detail in the materials guide.
Delivery & discretion
Between here and your door.
Plain as standard
Unbranded carton, plain white label, neutral sender name, customs line reads “wellness goods”. No invoice inside unless you ask.
Timing
Same-day dispatch before 1 pm Eastern; three to five business days standard, two expedited. Hold-at-location delivery on request.
Returns
Unopened within 30 days with a prepaid label and no reason asked. Faulty items are replaced on a photograph, not a posting.
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